The story behind the Wenis. Yes..yet again another name in which I call Martin James Levin. Now this name had an interesting way of coming about. It all started first semester in second lunch. Of course this conversation was disturbing and yet entertaining as well. Well, Dacia, Rachael, Kelly, Marty, Flory, and I,and others, were sitting in the usual spot, outside by the English wall. It was almost time for Hanukkah so I asked Marty what he was doing for this holiday, you know because he is a Joo and all. Anyway, his comment is not that rememberable. So...I got off on a tangent, as usual, and asked Marty, since he was a "JOO", if he was circumcised. Ok, I realize that this is a personal subject so I wont go any further. Well, I piped up and called him my witty name...Wenis. You see, the penis has foreskin before the circumcision, and once that skin is cut off the penis becomes slightly smaller. WE=smaller. NIS=that last part of penis. You add those together and get Wenis. Therefore, Wenis is Marty and Marty is Wenis. WENIS!!